Best Baby Name Ever

Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel

I Am Boring; I Am Sick

Seriously, I have nothing to say.

It's Monday, it's almost 3:00 in the afternoon, I feel like shit and I am going home in roughly an hour or so.

I apologize to my blog readers, all one of you named Kristin.

I feel like I need one of these:

Happy Birthday Julie

Julie, Julie, hair so red

I hear you're super hot in bed

Your blue eyes shine

Your skin so fine

If I swung that way,

I would make you mine

Your golfing swing and putt are killer

A game with you is a guaranteed thriller

Not to mention any night with wine

You love the classy strawberry kind

And though the boys wish you'd be a stripper

You bet that they'd be great tippers

Alas you won't remove your top

Because you're kind of like a cop

So one final request

and then I will rest

I hope your birthday is the best!

Happy Birthday Julie!!!!!!!!!!!

Attitude Problem

Here is my encounter from this morning.....

Emily: Good Morning Front Desk Lady

FDL: Grunt

Emily: Good Morning Emily (in response to my own greeting)

Here's my issue of today: Have some manners.

I may not like you either, I may think that you are bipolar and crazy and that you really, really need to work at a job where there are no humans with which you can interact.

However, I am not rude to you. I acknowledge your existence, with kindness, I never speak down to you or ignore you.

Get some manners. If you're going to work in an office, with actual people, then you are going to need to use those manners, with everyone. I also highly recommend that if you are not a full time employee of said office, that you be the person to make an impression on your co-workers.

If you cannot manage that, work in a hole somewhere, where I am not witness to your attitude problem.

Try being nice, people will like you.

5 Kids

That's it, all night, 5 kids.

One tried to steal my cat, but it's ok because she's 1.6 years old and was, by far, the smallest trick or treater I have ever seen.

But I digress......

Parents, you SUCK. I lived for Hallowe'en as a kid, I would fill two pillow cases and hit Ricky's house twice because his parents handed out cans of pop.

What happened to Hallowe'en?

If this year is any indication of next year, I am shutting the kids Hallowe'en operation down and having a Hallowe'en party for grown-ups.

Things to hand out:

Jello shooters.