The Great Clipper Incident

Oh my god, I nearly peed my pants yesterday. I even think Sarah did pee, just a little.

I arrive, Chez McDonald's for a leisurely afternoon swim and general hang out and eat leftover's kind of afternoon.

Upon my arrival, I notice that Adam has propped a large mirror up against the side of the barn and is giving himself one of his famous hair cuts. Sidebar......I realize that the aforementioned statement sounds a little country y'all, but the "barn" is actually the garage and well, Adam has good hair so why not cut it yourself if you can. Really, jokes on us that pay $60.00 for a cut.

But.....I digress.......

As Adam buzzes away, we chat and sunscreen, etc. This whole time, we are giving little Nathan (Yoda to some) the comb to pretend he is clipping his hair.

Can you see it? Can you see it all going very bad as I tell this story.

Adam is at the point in the haircut where he needs to take a second look and determine if today is a number 4 day or maybe, a number 3 (the usual is #2 on the sides, #4 on the top).

Adam gets up from the chair and wets his head a little in the pool and sits back down, takes a quick look and proceeds with a little more #2 buzzing. And BOOM, he proceeds to shave a giant bald spot in the side of his head.

Oh yeah, as he was wetting his head, Nathan picked up the hair buzzer and took the #2 clip off. Adam never saw a thing. Big road shaved right into his head. So hot, so funny, so planning on telling everyone who will listen.

We laughed so hard it hurt, there were tears.

Adam, thank god you have a sense of humour. And your now fully shaved head, looks damn fine.

Remember what I said though, apply sunscreen liberally!