Wanted - SF
Many of you know the my brother is now back on the market. Bobby will return to Ottawa later in August.
I am currently taking applications for new dates/girlfriends. Thank you to everyone that submits an application, however only those selected for an interview will be contacted.
Hold yourselves back ladies, there is room for everyone.
The first round of interviews will be done by me prior to Bobby's return. The second round of interviews will be conducted by the man himself.
Bobby will be 26 when he returns home. He is 6'3, blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair and a puppy. Yes girls, a puppy.
Highlights of his boyfriend resume are:
1. Has worked with autistic children in a group setting (awwww)
2. Carries an Hounors Degree from Brock University
3. May or may not be training to be a paramedic on his return - he may nor may not get his teaching certificate.
4. Is athletic and sporty - has even has his own theme song.
5. Can sing and dance ( a la Will Smith, not Kevin James).
6. Has a good sense of style.
7. Has good hair.
8. Loves his Mommy and his sister (but is not totally dependent on either for basic life needs)
9. Is polite and charming to the point your mother will love him instantly and your father will think him a fine young man.
10. Great sense of humour, often used to torture sister.
You Must:
1. Be in good moral standing
2. Be smart - both educated and common sense please
3. Like animals
4. Like children
5. Be employed or finishing your degree
6. Be athletic.
You must not:
1. Be the town bike
2. Be even sort of ditzy, we will tear you to bits - just for fun
3. Have issues with yourself
4. Be crazy
5. Be materialistic or self centered
If you think you qualify for this position, please submit your C.V.'s for further consideration.
Pics to come soon - having trouble uploading them.
Good luck!

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