Rant #1 - Thursday = Stress

1. Mark Illness

Mark is still sick. Not so sick that he needs an IV, but sick enough that he can't work and is going between I am ok and I am miserable and unhappy and feel gross. He got a weird prescription that I have issues with and was treated by Dr. Maybe Licensed, Maybe Not. In my opinion, the Doctor is stupid and poor Mark saw him at the end of his shift and got end of the shift treatment. Google "side effects of Prednisone" - you'll see what I mean.

2. Random Elevator Guy

This is for the guy that took the elevator with me this afternoon. Please understand that while you are trying to be chatty and friendly, my breasts are unable to speak. It's not that they are being rude, they just don't have a mouth with which to talk to you. No matter how much you stare at them, making friendly conversation, they will not respond to you.

3. Lunch Line Up Guy

There is no need to poke me in the back with your lunch. It's just rude and not going make the line move faster. Have patience, when the person in front of me has paid, then it is my turn. After that, it is your turn. Not that long to go buddy, stay strong!

4. Office Floater

Chain smoking bad. Soap good.

7. Housing Office Lady

If we're paying for a new parking spot, we'd like to know which spot and is it even close to the house? Crazy idea, but we thought we would maybe park in it.

If you can't tell me , please do not expect me to add that $15.00 onto the rent cheque.

8. My Job

It's trying to kill me. Seriously - if my job were a villain it would be Cruella De villa and I would just be a puppy with a few spots, trying to get through my day.

9. The Newspaper and The Men's Washroom

When you bustle past me with the Globe and Mail in hand, heading in a direction nowhere near your office, that is when I know.......you need to poop.

My 10 year old does not let me know when he is going. By your actions alone you enlighten to a part of your life that I do not want to be a part of.

10. I Do Not Feel Well

My throat hurts, a lot. I do not have tonsils so what, exactly, is causing this uncomfortable feeling. Mark thinks they grew back. I do not agree.

If I am a lucky girl, I will see my family before 6:30 tonight........... and my new clean patio chairs????

P.S. Kristin just got trapped in the bathroom with a bad, bad person. Her day, possibly worse than mine.